You Can Now Buy a Mercedes F1…
No, it’s not a car.
No, it doesn’t go 300 km/h.
Yes… it’s a bicycle.
Introducing the Mercedes-AMG F1® Urban Edition — a $5,500 carbon fiber commuter bike.
They say it’s “All in Performance.”
But at this price… you’re also All in Regret if it gets stolen outside Starbucks. ☕🚲💔
Crypto bros be like:
“I sold my altcoins to buy a bike that looks like it could enter the Monaco Grand Prix… but only if it was downhill.”