📢 🚀 Crypto: the Refuge in Trump's Tariff Chaos?
🧠 While the world screams "stagflation!", the crypto degenerates murmur "buy the dip". Yes, my dear friends, the circus of economic policy is set up, and Satoshi is already selling popcorn at the gate.
🇺🇸 Trump decides to play tariff war again and, out of nowhere, a new "Plaza Accord 2.0" emerges?
A friend warns: Bitcoin has no borders, nor customs. 📦
📉 Jeff Park from Bitwise sums it up: prepare for turbulence.
💣 Ray Dalio issues the warning: tariffs create stagflation.
📈 Interest rates fall, the dollar trembles, and investors rush to where? Bitcoin. And maybe a bit of memecoins... just for fun 😅
📊 While traditional markets play Jenga, the BTC chart does yoga at the 70k support. Calm like a miner monk on halving day.
🔥 If the world burns, at least our bags will be on-chain.
