🚨 APRIL FOOLS' CRYPTO MADNESS! �

1️⃣ **SEC Declares Bitcoin = Fiat Currency**

*McDonald’s now accepts BTC for Big Macs!* (Spoiler: Fries still cost 0.0001 BTC 🍟)

2️⃣ **Binance Launches "Undo Trade" Button**

*Regret buying that meme coin? Just CTRL+Z your way out!* ⏪ (Terms apply: Only works on Tuesdays 😉)

3️⃣ **U.S. Treasury Minting FEDcoin on Ethereum**

*“We heard you like inflation,” says Janet Yellen.* 💸 *PoW replaced with “Print-While-Sleeping.”*

4️⃣ **Dogecoin Founder: “It Was All a Joke”**

*Elon Musk seen frantically Googling “how to un-buy DOGE.”* 🐕💔

5️⃣ **Tesla’s ELONCOIN Up 1000%**

*Backed by “vibes, Mars dust, and Cybertruck warranties.”* 🚀🔋

6️⃣ **Satoshi Revealed: Texas Grandma**

*“I just wanted to make a digital piggybank,” says 78-year-old Ruby.* 🧓 *RubyCoin incoming.*

7️⃣ **Crypto Exchanges Freeze Volatility**

*Bitcoin price updates monthly. “HODL just got boring,” say traders.* 📉😴

8️⃣ **Refrigerator Mining Approved by SEC**

*Your Samsung just mined 0.0000001 BTC. Time to retire!* ❄️⛏️

9️⃣ **Elon Musk Buys ALL Dogecoin**

*DOGE to $10? “Much wow. Very leverage,” whispers Wall Street.* �

🔟 **Ethereum 3.0: Solar-Powered Blockchain**

*Vitalik: “Nodes now come with SPF 50.”* ☀️⚡

**🎉 Happy April 1st!**

*Tell us which lie almost got you…* 😂 #CryptoClowns #Web3Wizards #ToTheMoonOrBust