How many girls will confess to me under the guise of April Fools' Day tomorrow, and how many will pretend to confess to test me using April Fools' Day as an excuse? There is no need for that; in fact, I've wanted to announce my relationship for a long time. But if I announce it now, how many people would go crazy? How many would go to the rooftop? Would the hospital be overcrowded? Would the Weibo backend crash completely? How many heartbreak-filled nights would it be? I can't imagine. Sorry, I can't do anything that would hurt you. A woman's tears are still too spicy as an accompaniment to drinks.