📉 Chapter 1: The Sell
Ethereum dips to $1,800.
You: “Crypto is dead! I’m out!” [Sells ETH, feels briefly smug.]

🚀 Chapter 2: The Rebuy
ETH rockets to $4,000.
You: “Actually, the macro landscape suggests…” [Buys back, pays 2x, cries into crypto-themed pillow.]

Plot Twist: Ethereum knew you’d do this. Always.

💡 Moral of the Story:
HODLing is free. Therapy is not.

⚠️ Disclaimer: Written by someone who also Googled “how to short my own bad decisions.”

ETH will come back (maybe)