'Trump Coin'... the currency that will make America great again (or make you bankrupt forever!)
In news that was not surprising to anyone, former U.S. President Donald Trump announced the launch of his own digital currency, proudly named 'Trump Coin', in a move that could put the United States at the 'economic top', or at least put some investors on the brink of bankruptcy.
The currency, said to be backed by Trump's financial genius (the same genius that bankrupted several casinos), is supposed to be the 'real national alternative' to Bitcoin, but with a touch of excessive nationalism, lots of enthusiastic tweets, and some potential lawsuits.
Why should you invest in 'Trump Coin'?
1. Because Trump said so! And he is the man who convinced millions that his election loss was due to fraud, so it's impossible for investors to lose with him, right?
2. Because its value will increase with each new indictment against Trump! The more his legal troubles increase, the more funding his campaigns will need, and thus, the more pumping into the currency. It's an economic system that resembles a pyramid, but it's 'great'!
3. Because it's the only currency that might grant you a VIP ticket to Mar-a-Lago parties! (Maybe with a chance to make a phone call to Vladimir Putin).
Investment risks in 'Trump Coin'
• You might wake up one morning to find that Trump decided to abandon the currency and focus on a new project like 'Trump Sushi' or 'Trump Drones'.
• The currency may face sanctions from central banks because it 'talks too much and does nothing'.
• Its value could suddenly drop if Elon Musk decides to tweet against it, which is never to be ruled out.
Is it the future of the economy? Or just a joke?
Critics say it's just another bubble that will burst in investors' faces, but Trump supporters see it as the next step in making America 'greater than it was when it was already great'. In any case, if you're looking for a financial adventure like betting on a horse race, 'Trump Coin' might be the investment of your dreams.
In conclusion, if you're thinking about buying 'Trump Coin', make sure to consult a lawyer first... or at least, find a safe hole to bury your digital wallet in before your money disappears forever.