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Trump began selling 'golden cards' to anyone willing to pay $5 million. His current Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnick, reported that he sold a thousand 'golden cards' in one day. Trump has already calculated that there are 37 million people in the world who have the money to buy them. He hopes to make at least $5 trillion from this if 1 million con artists, mobsters, and drug dealers buy these cards from him. Donny has served the international mafia his whole life, and now he offers them an American roof, but only to those who can pay. Those who cannot afford it will be sent to the mega-prison SESOT, rented from the self-proclaimed coolest dictator in the world, the crypto-fascist president of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele. The plan to rent space in the mega-prison for housing Trump's enemies was publicly announced by Bukele, Musk, and Trump's advisor Stephen Miller at the beginning of February.

Bukele is one of the most famous crypto-bros in the world. The most important company in crypto has deep ties to El Salvador. This company is Tether, and it also has incredibly deep ties to the Trump administration, particularly with Howard Lutnick, who is no longer the CEO of Cantor Fitzgerald. Now, Cantor Fitzgerald is run by Lutnick's two twenty-year-old sons. Lutnick and Bukele tried to launch a platform in El Salvador and transition the country to bitcoin. Bukele purchased bitcoins with taxpayer money, but the people were not swayed, preferring regular fiat currency. Now, Lutnick is filling a Salvadoran prison.

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