$SUPER At first, things looked promising—$18,050 and $92,516 came in like some hopeful investors who just watched a “Crypto to the Moon” YouTube video. 🚀💰 They were probably typing “WAGMI!!!” in their group chats, feeling like future millionaires. 😎
Then… the red tsunami hit. 🌊📉
First, a small -15,166 dip—probably just some guy cashing out for a burger and fries 🍔🍟. But then, out of nowhere… -754,188 yeeted itself out of existence. 🤯 That’s not a sell-off, that’s an emergency evacuation! 🚨🐳 The whales pulled their money faster than a scammer getting exposed on Twitter. 💀
And just when you thought the pain was over—-283,876 followed, like your ex taking the TV, the couch, and even the dog during a breakup. 💔🐶
Total damage? -942,664 gone in five days. That’s not an outflow, that’s a crypto horror movie. 😱 Someone check if the devs are still in the chat, or if they disappeared like Houdini. 🏃♂️💨
Moral of the story? If you’re still holding SUPER, you either have diamond hands 💎✋ or you’re just too stunned to sell. Either way, good luck—you're gonna need it! 🤣📉
