Dogecoin is highly correlated with Tesla
Tesla is an amazing company
Recently attacked and vandalized by leftist mobs
Shorted aggressively by the devil Soros
I believe Tesla will surely overcome its difficulties
Dogecoin is the cryptocurrency that best aligns with Satoshi Nakamoto's vision
A peer-to-peer electronic cash system
Dogecoin is truly the people's currency
Actually, I'm a bit scared
Every time I hype Dogecoin
Right after that comes a crash