๐ BREAKING NEWS: Binance Introduces "Emotional Support Hotline" for Traders!
In response to extreme market volatility, Binance has launched a 24/7 Emotional Support Hotline for traders who just "can't take it anymore." The hotline offers:
๐ Therapists specializing in 'Why didn't I sell?' syndrome
๐ Motivational speeches for those who FOMO'd at the top
๐ธ Loan counseling for users who "accidentally" went all-in on leverage
A Binance spokesperson stated, "Weโre here to support our usersโboth financially and emotionally. Just donโt ask us for your liquidation funds back." ๐๐