🚨 BREAKING: The Market is Moving, But Nobody Knows Why 😂

Another day in crypto, another completely random market move that has everyone pretending they understand what’s happening. BTC pumps 2% → Bulls scream “$100K INCOMING.” BTC drops 2% → Bears cry “RECESSION, DEPRESSION, END OF TIMES!”

🔍 Experts’ “highly accurate” analysis:

1️⃣ “It’s the whales!” (It’s always the whales)

2️⃣ “Market manipulation!” (Yes, obviously)

3️⃣ “Interest rates!” (Because we have to sound smart)

4️⃣ “Just vibes.” (The only real answer)

Meanwhile, altcoins are either mooning 50% or rugging into oblivion. No in-between.

💬 What’s your conspiracy theory for today’s market move? Drop your wildest takes below. 👇

#CryptoChaos #MarketManipulation #Bitcoin #AltcoinSeasonOrExitScam #NotFinancialadvice