At 1:23 AM, I refreshed the BSC chain data for the 18th time, my finger trembling on the GMGN confirmation button. The trading bot in the bottom right corner displayed "-99.9%", marking the nth time I was slaughtered by a meme project tonight. But the wheels of fate were quietly turning in front of this computer desk piled with Red Bull cans...
"Brothers, quickly check Sun Ge's Twitter!" The crypto group suddenly exploded. When TRON founder @sunyuchentron issued the #szn crypto signal, I sat up straight like a shark smelling blood—this man, who has created countless wealth legends in the TRON network, is launching a new signal with a MEME.
My finger hovered over the keyboard for three seconds before I suddenly realized I didn’t even know how to buy coins on the TRON chain! With the guidance of my group friends, I nervously clicked on the mysterious entrance of @sunpumpmeme (https://sunpump.meme/invite?ref=Fta2zopv). As the first 2000U was sent to the address and started PVP, I went all in too much at once; tonight was destined to be sleepless.
"It's going up!" Suddenly, #szn seemed to be injected with adrenaline. The K-line shot up at a 90-degree angle on DEXScreener, and the value of my holdings skyrocketed from four digits to seven digits. When the market cap broke 10M, I mimicked the pose of the Wolf of Wall Street in the movie and clicked the sell button with my last shred of sanity.
At 6:02 AM, after finishing my third cup of espresso, I inexplicably added more bullets to the plummeting pool. At this moment, I, with dark circles under my eyes, was secretly refreshing the market in an Excel sheet at my workstation. My colleague next door would never know that this seemingly listless corporate slave had just completed a bloody evolution from a lamb to a hunter in a parallel universe.