Brazilian x Taxes:
•Turned on the light? ICMS.
•Had coffee? PIS, Cofins, and ICMS.
•Received salary? IRPF, INSS, and FGTS.
•Issued invoice (PJ)? ISS, PIS, Cofins.
•Refueled? ICMS, Cide, PIS, Cofins.
•Ordered delivery? ICMS, ISS, PIS, Cofins.
•Bought a cellphone? IPI, ICMS, PIS, Cofins.
•Invested? IR and IOF.
•Died? ITCMD.
The only thing that still doesn't pay tax? Breathing. (But it's only a matter of time…)