Pandora was a self-proclaimed crypto guru—or at least, that’s what his Twitter bio said. Every morning, he had a ritual: wake up, check the charts, and post the same tweet—
"Which coin are we buying today? Share in the comments below!"
His followers never failed to respond. Some were serious traders; others just there for chaos.
@Daniel Zou (DZ) 🔶 : "Only $BNB . Everything else is a scam."
@RonyZ : "Guys, I just minted a new coin called RugPull Inu. Trust me, not financial advice."
One day, Pandora decided to go with the most upvoted comment. Unfortunately, it was from @DAVE_EXCHANGE , who suggested "HAMSTERCOIN X."
“Why not?” Pandora thought. He vested in with his entire trading balance.
For a few glorious hours, HamsterCoin X pumped 300%. Pandora was a genius! A prophet! His followers showered him with praise.🙌🙌
Then, disaster struck. The devs suddenly deleted their Telegram. The website redirected to an “Error 404: Money Not Found” page. HamsterCoin X dumped 99%.🫠
Pandora's face turned almost blue. He tweeted in panic: “Guys, which coin are we buying today? Share in the comments below...”
Kindly share below to save Pandora's face 👇👇#MarketRebound $BTC #altcoins
