Macro is unanimous for the first time since Covid. 👀
Trump wants lower rates → Fed won’t budge.
Needs a recession → Fires bureaucrats, cancels contracts, shakes markets.
Tariffs ON/OFF → Corporate confidence in shambles.
Blames Biden’s economy while ignoring stocks like a true Chad.
Powell: “Economy strong, no cuts.”
Everyone: “F*****CK!!” 🤡
Plan: Market dumps, buy the dip, V-recovery on Fed pivot.
Did I nail it? 🚀