Brothers,
These guys in Utah are playing a game of face-changing,
The dream of a big pancake national treasury is shattered all over the place,
Grass (a type of herbaceous plant)!
Where's the epic benefit of 'state governments stockpiling big pancakes'?
These old hands in the Utah Senate,
Just passed the bill to become 'the big pancake leader of the whole US',
Then they immediately castrated the hardest 'buy big pancakes with fiscal funds' clause!
Now this bill is of no use at all:
Allow ordinary people to mine, run nodes, and stake,
This is just like your mom agreeing to let you stay up late to play games,
But it must be finished just like a useless homework?
The most outrageous detail is:
Originally intended to take state finances,
Buy coins with a market cap over 500 billion dollars (big pancakes qualify),
As a result, the third review directly deleted everything!
Now the governor's signature is just a formality,
Big pancake strategic reserves?
Hehe, saying it you also believe, naive!
At this time, who still dares to buy big pancakes so confidently?
You have to know there are currently 3,000 big pancake longs.
Hanging at 70,000 dollars trembling,
Fearing a surprise attack!
The market crashes like a sudden flash,
This credit goes entirely to Trump, that idiot.
To give him the title of the strongest speaker in history is nothing more than that,
Comrade Trump used a tweet to push big pancakes from 78,000 to 95,000 in two days,
Then they acted dead saying 'Federal Reserve Vice Chair, I will arrange slowly'.
As a result, the White House crypto summit turned into a 20-minute flash store,
Not even a fart came out!
Now big pancakes can't even think about hitting 100,000,
Even the 80,000 defense line is precarious,
This morning directly performed the 'instant break 70,000' magic trick,
Scared the 72,000 hanging 3,000 longs collectively lost control!
What's more absurd is that the law of ETH leading the rise must also crash the market shows its power again.
Falling below 2,000 dollars with a 9% drop, literally a 'liquidity toilet' for big pancakes,
A flush makes the whole market follow suit!
Now the market is also hugely divided,
Should we clear out or hold on?
That big V on WhaleWire directly shouted:
Big pancakes are going to drop 85%, those who don't run now are fools.
Still saying institutions are fleeing, ETFs are bleeding, all narratives are collapsing.
But on the other side, the vulture capitalists
Are crazily placing buy orders at 70,000 dollars,
This scene is like someone shouting 'the building is going to collapse, run fast!' in a casino,
Another group of madmen set up a trampoline downstairs!
Aside from that,
The whole network of longs was blown up to the point their mothers wouldn't recognize them,
280 million dollars vanished within 24 hours.
A definite contract graveyard, with piles of bodies from multiple armies,
There are still 1.13 billion in leveraged longs,
Still dancing on the edge of death!
Next week's CPI data + the Federal Reserve drama is the real bomb.
Everyone's eyes are glued to two numbers:
CPI inflation rate and job vacancy report.
If the data explodes, hehe, don't even say it’s a big pancake,
The global market must go down with them!
This market is even worse than constipation,
Sideways fearing a crash, rising without funds,
Trump's arsenal of rhetoric seems to have run low.
What if it suddenly goes crazy again,
Speak unless it is shocking, and flip the market again.
At this time, many people will ask what the big sharks should do?
Listen carefully, I will only say it once:
Contract dogs: hurry up and put on three layers of bulletproof vests for the positions,
Don't think about averaging down; staying alive is the only way to see the bull return.
Spot traders: dollar-cost averaging while playing dead, taking turns to catch the knife,
Remember that '85% crash' nonsense and 'immediately 100,000' hype is equally untrustworthy!
New tender chives: don't believe in the ghost story of 'CHEEL unlocking 160 million dollars',
The dogs in the market had already ambushed before this news came out,
Rushing in is just giving away heads!
The ultimate secret of the crypto circle,
The truth in the crypto circle is just one:
Trump's mouth, the legs of institutions,
The rise and fall depend entirely on the script.
Better to earn ten points less,
Don't take big risks on the edge of a margin call!