"Crypto is like that girl who keeps you in the friendzone"

💰 You invest everything in her—time, money, emotions...

📉 She goes up and down but never gives you real stability.

💔 She promises that one day things will change, but you keep ending up with nothing.

🤡 The worst part? Some random guy jumps in way later than you and instantly gets what you’ve been waiting for.

And yet, you stay... believing that this time, it will be different. 😅