Bitcoin Auntie's Evening Strategy

【Late Night Market Update】Bitcoin Roller Coaster Guide & Ethereum Small Goal Spoiler 🎢

BTC Weekend Survival Guide:

👉 Right now, this roller coaster is stuck at a critical turn (87,000 dollars). If it surges up, a new plot will unfold; if it slips, we’ll have to return to the 84,500 service area for adjustments. Our bottom line is at 81,500; if we miss this level... (the programmer's coffee cup has started to shake ☕️)

ETH Spring Revival Plan:

The little Ethereum that climbed up from the 1993 low is secretly practicing a rebound technique! There’s a golden entry point near 2,150; experienced traders are eyeing the first scenic spot at 2,400~ (whispering, if it drops below 2,050, we’ll all pretend to be asleep 💤)

Future Plot Preview:

🔸 Dream Route: Weekend surges 10%, Monday directly hitting the 95,000 club

🔸 Wellness Route: Continue to practice Tai Chi in the 84,000-87,000 range, gather enough energy before setting off

(Trader sister’s warm reminder: please fasten your seatbelt in the 81,000-86,000 range, remember to stock up on snacks when breaking through 87,000 🍿)

Easter Egg Warning 🎁:

When BTC climbs above 95,000/ETH touches 2,400...

It may trigger the "Halving Market Fireworks Show" Easter egg plot! 🎆

#MarketChangesLikeWeather Carry an umbrella for stop-loss before heading out ☔️#白宫首届加密货币峰会 #BTC #ETH