💰 Retirement Plan: Loading... 💰 $XRP
Portfolio's at $5.26—feeling like the next Warren Buffett 🏦. Just a few more 1000x pumps and I might afford a Starbucks coffee ☕.
The market gave me +1.97% today, which is exactly 0.00001% closer to financial freedom 🚀. Haters will say it’s small, but legends know—compounding starts somewhere 📈.
Next stop: $10 (and maybe a full McDonald's meal? 🍔)