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🚨 LIVE FOOTAGE OF A TRADER IN THE WILD 🚨

📉 Market dumps 2% – "No worries, just a healthy retracement!" ☕😌

📈 Market pumps 2% – "WE’RE GOING TO THE MOON, I’M ALL IN!!" 🚀🔥

📉📉 Market dumps another 2% – "I knew it. Crypto is a scam. I’m quitting." 😭

📈📈 Market recovers 3% – "Alright, maybe one last trade…" 😏

📉📉📉 Market crashes 5% – "WHO DID I OFFEND?!!" 🤡

📈📈📈 Market rebounds 10% after selling – "I WAS ROBBED!!" 💀

🔁 Repeat cycle until enlightenment or insanity.

Stay strong, fellow traders. The market isn’t against you… it's just designed to test your mental stability. 🫠

#USCryptoReserve