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Bitcoin: inflation hedge or high-stakes punchline? Once the hero against inflation, Bitcoin now flirts with chaos like it’s a lifestyle. It was once hailed as digital gold, the saviour of your money in a world where central banks print like it's confetti season. But in 2025, as inflation slows and the Fed stops doing weird things, Bitcoin’s wild mood swings have investors asking: “Is this thing stable enough to trust… or just vibing?” While it has outperformed traditional assets over time, a 15% drop on a Tuesday isn’t exactly hedge-of-the-year material. The truth? Bitcoin might still be a long-term inflation shield—but only if you’ve got the patience of a monk and the stomach of a sailor. Otherwise, gold’s looking downright boring… and safe. $BTC
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#TrumpVsMusk If you still think either Trump or Musk is a genius, you might be suffering from lead poisoning. In June 2025, their latest public meltdown proved they’re not leaders—they’re unstable egomaniacs with Wi-Fi. Musk called Trump’s budget “a disgusting abomination” and dredged up Epstein connections like a Reddit troll with a grudge. Trump, in full rage-baby mode, threatened to cancel federal contracts and called Musk insane. While these two tantrum-prone billionaires traded barbs like hormonal teens, Tesla stock tanked and the world watched, horrified. Musk tried to retreat after a billionaire buddy begged him to stop, but Trump—predictably—doubled down. This wasn’t policy. It was a cage match between a cartoon fascist and a dopamine-drunk tech cultist, both unfit to manage a garden hose, let alone a country or a communications empire. And obviously the market gets caught in the crossfire and we all suffer, yay. If only competent people ruled the world... We'd probably see more green than red, wouldn't we?
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#CEXvsDEX101 CEXs are five-star hotels: valet parking, room service, surveillance. DEXs are tents in the Alps with a compass. A centralised exchange gives you efficiency, regulation, and someone to blame when the app crashes. You trade quickly—just hand over your data and custody. Decentralised exchanges hand you autonomy, anonymity, and the haunting awareness that every click could bankrupt you. CEXs are curated experiences. DEXs are raw protocol. If you like security theatre and smooth UX, stay centralised. If you trust math and memes more than corporations, go decentralised. Either way, bring snacks—crypto’s a long hike. 💬 Like this post if you’ve ever yelled at a support chatbot. 🔁 Share if you’ve DEXed at 3am in panic. 📌 Follow for more no-nonsense crypto explainers, minus the cult vibes.
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GameStop, the once-doomed video game retailer turned meme-stock legend, just bought $513 million worth of Bitcoin—because when your business model is collapsing, why not go full crypto chaos? Yes, they’ve snagged 4,710 BTC, instantly leapfrogging into the top 15 public Bitcoin holders, like a boss with a loot box. The purchase was fuelled by $1.3 billion in convertible notes—Wall Street’s polite way of saying “IOU, but with vibes.” Bitcoin’s trading near $109K, and GME stock popped 2%, possibly from traders who mistook this for a GTA side quest. It’s the wildest pivot since they flirted with NFTs and promptly ghosted. Somewhere out there, Michael Saylor is nodding sagely while whispering, “Another one sees the light.” #Bitcoin2025 #GameStop
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