Listen up, bucko! Markets are chaotic, unpredictable, and riddled with pitfalls, but right now—right now—you have an opportunity. A discount, if you will. This is not financial advice, but let's be serious for a moment: solid projects—LTC, ETC, DOT, E—are sitting at roughly discount right now.

Now, you could ignore this, waste your time chasing degeneracy in memecoins or anything Solana-related (which, frankly, is a house of cards), or you could exercise discipline, take responsibility for your future, and position yourself wisely.

Do your own research. Be rational. And for heaven’s sake, clean your room—but also, maybe, fill your bags while you're at it.