#币安上线KAITO

1⃣ $BOME →560 times: Others made 560 times in three days of pre-sale, but I spent three days scolding artists for their big vision

2⃣ $Neiro →5000 times: When it was launched on Binance, I was still teaching my mother to use "digital RMB to buy vegetables". Looking back, the 5000-fold increase has disappeared along with my hairline

3⃣ $moodeng →10000 times: I looked at the black and ugly hippopotamus and really couldn't get the point of speculating on hippopotamus, but in the end even the shit pulled by hippopotamus rose faster than my position

4⃣ $GOAT →20000 times: Me: AI-driven goat coin? I thought to myself, "What can a goat AI do? Eat grass automatically, or process itself into lamb chops?" As a result, it increased by 20,000 times, and I became the grass to be cut in the eyes of the goat

5⃣ $ai16z →650 times: When the venture capital godfather used the AI ​​generator to create a new coin in five minutes, I was still studying the quantum entanglement consensus mechanism on page 42 of the white paper. Later I realized that the "disruptive innovation" of the big guys is that their hand speed is 650 times faster than mine when pressing Ctrl+C

6⃣ $PNUT →30,000 times: Me: Squirrel coin? Come to the zoo again! "Nuts are more nutritious than this!" Until Musk tweeted to mourn a dead squirrel, PNUT soared 30,000 times - it turns out that the true meaning of cryptocurrency speculation is "Animal World" + "House of Cards"

7⃣ $LUCE →4000 times: Others are already using the Bible to mine, but I actually put the Bible under instant noodles. It turns out that God also plays pre-order rebates

8⃣ $BAN →7100 times: When I saw BAN, I was immediately confused about "Is this banana expired? Is it soaked in potion?" Later, bananas became works of art, and instant noodles became my fixed assets

9⃣ $TRUMP →200 times: When Trump's official tweet forwarded, I firmly believed that "his Twitter was stolen".... But I still firmly bought 3 Biden local dogs...

🔟 $swarms →7100 times: I saw the founder of AI16Z scolding "swarms code is a pair of torn pants sewn by a thief" and I gave a thumbs up with tears in my eyes...

1⃣1⃣ $TST →7100 times: I thought it was a test coin, but it was actually CZ testing my IQ... You don't even dare to take the mock exam, and you still want to take the 985 exam?

1⃣2⃣ $CAR →10000 times: On the day when the president of Central Africa announced the legalization of Bitcoin, I searched for this country on the map for half an hour. This morning, when I was waiting for the founder of JUP to contact the Central African government, it had already risen 10,000 times