$BTC "I put my life savings into Bitcoins fall, dreaming of private jets and champagne showers. Now I’m eating cereal with water and calling it ‘blockchain breakfast.’ My friends say I’m delusional, but I prefer ‘visionary.’ I even sold my couch to buy the dip—now I sit on my cold wallet for motivation. My mom calls it ‘rock top bottom,’ but I call it ‘accumulation phase.’ Sure, my portfolio looks like a crime scene, but I’m holding strong. After all, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither is my Lambo fund. #HODLTheDream 🚀😂"