PI Coin: A 'Dig Your Mom' Cyber Beggar Gang Carnival, a Pyramid Scheme Pit That Even Dogs Won't Buy

'Zero-cost mining' = 'Zero IQ entry ticket', a group of people holding their phones and tapping lightning every day, really thinking they are 'mining'? This thing doesn't even have a code repository, and the servers are all the product of delusions powered by potatoes. The core of the pyramid scheme is 'recruiting people to share the spoils', and the 'security circle' design of PI Coin is just short of writing 'Quick, call your whole family to be leeks' on their faces—recruit 3 people to level up, recruit 10 people to become elders, while the scammers at the top of the pyramid laugh at you all licking each other in the background.

'Mainnet launch' = 'Coffin board progress bar'

Drawing cakes for four years, the mainnet is still struggling in the womb. The officials are like a bunch of dead riddlers, only repeating 'patience is required' and 'technological revolution', unable to produce a fart. If there were a legitimate blockchain project, the GitHub code would have been open-sourced long ago; the 'technology' of PI Coin only exists in PPTs and the brainwashing scripts of the clueless group.

'Future value of $100' = 'Trading your brain matter for toilet paper'

Classic pyramid scheme rhetoric: 'Bitcoin wasn't worth anything at first!' The problem is that Bitcoin has a decentralized network and real applications; what does PI Coin have? A mobile phone electricity bill from 30 million users? This thing can't even get listed on exchanges (except for some obscure platforms for self-indulgence), with the big players holding 99% of the chips, waiting to crash the price as soon as the market opens, making your mom's urn price go up.