#ChatGPTTrading #DeepSeek
The SEC reads these forecasts and laughs: "We don’t even know what to do with $BTC, and you’re throwing us neural networks!". And Bitcoin, as always, just went sideways because Elon sneezed at the wrong moment. 🚀
Technical analysis? You can draw Fibonacci here or feed AI — the exchange rate will be determined by a meme on Reddit about "what if Satoshi is Trump." And everything will either fly to the moon... or into the sewer. 🚽
Advice: If you believe in neural networks — buy them a subscription to CoinMarketCap. Let them learn to predict dumps based on the number of hype tweets. #AI_cries_too
P.S. Predictions from ChatGPT and DeepSeek are like two blind cats arguing over which one will fall into the crypto pit first. 😼💣"