💾 Ctrl + $$$: Microsoft recorded record profits!
In 2024, Microsoft pressed the "Money" button and received:
💰 Revenue: +12.9% to $261.8 billion
📈 Net Profit: +14.5% to $92.8 billion
🔥 Profitability: 35.4%
When Windows updates — it's painful. When Microsoft's finances update — it's a celebration! 🥳