#CryptoLovePoems is this literally funny
**"Crypto Love: A Rollercoaster Romance"**
Me: *"I love you, Bitcoin. You’ve changed my life."*
Bitcoin: *[Pumps 20%]*
Me: *"You're my everything! I knew we were meant to be!"*
Bitcoin: *[Dumps 30% the next day]*
Me: *"I hate you. You ruined me. I’m never coming back."*
Bitcoin: *[Slowly recovers, starts mooning]*
Me: *"Wait... Maybe we still have a chance?"*
Bitcoin: *[Hits all-time high]*
Me: *"I knew it! Soulmates forever!"*
Bitcoin: *[Crashes again]*
Me: *"It’s complicated."*
Crypto love isn’t about feelings—it’s about diamond hands or heartbreak.
