#Milania Launch of Melania Trump's Crypto - an alternative version of events
— Melania: “Donald constantly talks about ‘Make America Great Again’, and I want to make crypto great!”
— Advisors: “But you already have an NFT…”
— Melania: “NFT is last season. Now I need a coin!”
Launching $USA, the public is confused.
Crypto investors:
— “Is this the new Dogecoin or what?”
— “If Trump becomes president again, could it moon?”
— “Can we pay her at Trump Tower?”
A couple of weeks later:
— Journalists: “Melania, why do you need cryptocurrency?”
— Melania: “Because why not?”
Meanwhile $USA: 🚀📉🚀📉…
— Melania: “The main thing is that it looks good.”
