🚀🔥 Official Launch: LulaCoin (L$) – The Currency That Doesn't Eat, But Is Worth a Lot! 💰💥
LulaCoin (L$) has arrived, the revolutionary cryptocurrency that promises to move Brazil! 🇧🇷💸 Unlike the people, it doesn't eat, doesn't drink, doesn't need anything 🍞🚫, but it is always appreciating (or depreciating, depending on the market and narratives). 📈📉
💎 Features of LulaCoin:
💰 Guaranteed inflation: The more speeches, the more coins in circulation! 🎤💸
🛒 Accepted at any grocery store: As long as there is a good “deal”. 🤝💵
⚖️ Special taxation: A small percentage goes directly to the nearest “social project”. 📤💰
📲 Compatible with PIX, but with a small bureaucratic delay. ⏳💳
🔥🚀 Invest now and be part of this new economic plan! After all, as the creator would say: "If there is no bread, eat LulaCoin!" 🍽️😆
