$BTC
🚨 BREAKING: Bitcoin took a coffee break! ☕
BTC hit $100k but then decided, "Nah, let’s test everyone’s patience again!" and dipped a little. 📉
Meanwhile, traders are:
😱 Newbies:“Is crypto dead? Should I sell?”
💎 OGs:“Wake me up at $200K.”
🐳 Whales:Buying the dip like it’s Black Friday.
Oh, and MicroStrategy is on pause? Maybe they’re just waiting for a Buy 1 BTC, Get 1 Free sale! 🤣
BTC doing what it does best—keeping things interesting! Who’s still holding strong? Drop a 🚀if you believe in the moon mission!