About #TrumpCoin (For entertainment purposes only, please don't take it seriously):

1. Issuing coins like tweeting

"The price movement of this coin is more thrilling than Trump's tweets; a morning 'MAGA' causes a 50% surge, while an afternoon insult of 'fake news' sends it plummeting underground—crypto traders' quick-fix heart pills follow the K-line."

2. Decentralized hairstyle

"The team claims this coin focuses on 'decentralization', but the hairstyle is more centralized than the Oval Office—every strand of golden hair is precisely controlled."

3. Wall-style risk control

"The slogan says 'Make your wallet more secure than the US-Mexico border wall', but the investors find out this wall is paid for by Mexicans—there are so many loopholes you could fit a Wall Street wolf through."

4. NFT Easter egg

"Holding 1000 coins grants you a Trump-style red tie NFT, the only function is that when sending transaction texts, it automatically appends 'Many say this is the greatest investment of all time'."

5. Ultimate goal

"The last page of the project white paper boldly states: 'I am not a scam coin, I am just misreported by mainstream media like the 2020 election results!'"

(Kind reminder: Virtual currencies carry risks; investment advice should consider Biden's age—likely more unreliable than you think.)