Sold my house🏡, my car🚙, and even my dog’s favorite chew toy🐕 for $TRUMP .
Thought I was getting a Lamborghini… ended up with Lambo-gone-y. 🚗💨💸
Now all I have is a MAGA hat, a very confused pup,and a tough decision—should I hold or sell my kidney and invest in another coin? 😭
