🎉 BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF THE YEAR! 🎉
Guess who’s walking free after years behind bars? Yep, the legendary founder of Silk Road, Ross Ulbricht, just got a FULL PARDON from Donald Trump! 🥳🍾
After nearly a decade of prison food 🍛 (and probably missing the Bitcoin bull run 📈), Ross is officially back on the streets. Trump didn’t just commute his sentence – he went full send and erased the guilt too. 💯
A little recap for the uninitiated:
🕵️♂️ Silk Road was the “Amazon of the Dark Web” where you could… let’s just say… buy anything 👀. All transactions? Powered by Bitcoin 💸.
Ulbricht’s cut? A cool 144,000 BTC! (Hope he hodled… 💰).
💥 But wait… the story’s not over!
While Ross is sipping freedom juice 🍹, his deputy – Roger Thomas Clark (aka “Variety Jones”) – is still behind bars. He’s pulling a 20-year stretch and doesn’t have Trump on speed dial. 😬
FUN FACT:
Imagine Ross logging into his old Bitcoin wallet after all these years... password hint: "DarkWebKing420" 😂.
🎭 Will Ross join the next crypto conference as a keynote speaker? Or drop an NFT collection called Prison Chronicles? Let’s see how he surprises us next! 🚀
