đ Godâs Plan: LORENZO Edition âŞď¸
Pastor Lorenzo Sewell, famous for blessing Donald Trumpâs inauguration, decided to bless the crypto world with his very own memecoin, LORENZO, marketed as a âcharitableâ project.
God mustâve had other plans, though. The token hit a heavenly $19 million market cap within hours, only to plummet by 99% faster than you can say âAmen.â
Was it divine intervention or just another memecoin miracle gone wrong? Either way, the congregation isnât thrilled.