EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH XYLAR
ALIEN FROM A PLANET FAR 👽
"by CTTN news correspondent -Sila Tilu Nkona "
In a dimly lit room, I sat across from a being whose appearance defied description—its form constantly shifting, like an image on a faulty screen. I adjusted my recorder, ready for an interview that would change everything. The alien, who introduced itself as Xylar, smiled—or at least, what could be interpreted as a smile—and began speaking in a voice that resonated in my mind rather than my ears.
"Humans think they created cryptocurrency," Xylar began, its voice calm yet dripping with centuries of knowledge. "But the truth is... it was our gift to you."
I blinked in disbelief. "Wait, you're saying you *gave* us Bitcoin?"
"Indeed. And Satoshi Nakamoto? Not human. He—or rather, they—were one of us. We observed your species for millennia and saw how your systems of trust and value were easily manipulated by centralized entities. We decided to give you a new way of organizing value—a decentralized system based on trust, rather than authority. We seeded the idea with Satoshi, a cryptographer we chose to guide humanity into the future."
"But why us?" I asked, still struggling to grasp the enormity of what I was hearing.
"Because," Xylar said, "you are at the cusp of a great transformation. We’ve watched your civilizations rise and fall, but now, you are reaching a point where the traditional systems will no longer suffice. The blockchain was the answer. It was always part of your evolution, just as much as the wheel or the internet."
I paused, absorbing the weight of their words. "So, Bitcoin... it's not just technology? It's part of a larger plan?"
Xylar’s form shimmered. "Precisely. You’ll understand more when your species is ready. But for now, remember this: you are not alone in your financial revolution."
And with that, the interview ended—leaving me with more questions than answers.
THE interview will continue on our next episode tomorrow. Stay tuned earth.