“Blockchain Lending: When Your NFT Is Worth More Than Your Mother’s Trust!”
Remember when you had to dress up and beg the bank manager for a loan? Well, forget about it. Today, all you need is a digital wallet, a little courage (and maybe some random tokens). Welcome to the era of in-chain lending, where you can lend money to your neighbor… but only if his NFT of a sad penguin is worth something.
The rates? Dynamic. The guarantees? Virtual. The excuses for not paying? Endless: “Sorry, but my smart contract has divorced yours.” Ironic that now we trust codes we don’t even understand, but not a friend who has owed us 50 euros since 2012.
Moral of the story? In in-chain lending, the risk is real, but so is the fun. At worst, you end up buying another sad penguin.
