1. Buy everything that flashes brightly
If the coin glows and moves like lights on a Christmas tree, buy it! How can you lose if it's so bright?
2. Check the price every 5 minutes
Why wait a week to make decisions? Watch the charts every minute. You must see every number, otherwise you just won't be able to sleep.
3. Completely ignore the commission
Commission? Why think about it when you can just go ahead! Will you lose everything on commission? The main thing is that you traded!
4. Expect the price to rise after you buy
It doesn't matter that it has been falling for 3 months. You bought it — it will definitely rise! Soon!
5. Sell at the lowest level
If the price is falling, that's definitely a sign to sell. Better to lose even more than to wait for a rise.
6. Never check the project's teams
Trust only coins with beautiful logos. Developers? Let them solve their own problems.
7. Invest all your money in one coin with a funny name
Why look for meaning when the name sounds like something from the future? The coin 'MoonRocketX' will definitely make you a millionaire.
8. Listen to people who are 'always right'
If someone says, 'he never makes mistakes', that's a sign. Close your eyes and just follow them!
9. Change your strategy every day
Why follow one strategy when you can try them all at once? Today you invest in DeFi, tomorrow in meme coins.
10. Trade exclusively at night
All major movements happen in the dark of night. Besides, when you can't see, you don't worry as much about the losses!