How to Lose All Your Money in Crypto

1. Blindly Believe the Hype

“This coin is the next Bitcoin!”—say no more, take my money.

2. Trust Everyone Online

If they have a profile pic of a rocket, they must know something.

3. Skip Security

Who needs passwords? Seed phrases? Let fate decide.

4. Buy High, Sell Low

Why wait for profits? Panic now!

5. Leverage Like a Lunatic

Double your risk, triple your losses.

6. Bet It All on Memes

Because cartoon dogs are the future of finance, obviously.

7. Ignore All Red Flags

Scam? No, it's just “high risk, high reward.”

8. Trade with Emotion

Your gut feeling is more reliable than any market analysis.

Congratulations! Your wallet is now lighter than your excuses.

Bonus : Only buy memecoins and then claim to be a cryptopreneur and swim in those dips bro, the dips love you especially rugpulling projects 😂😂😂