🔥《2023 Cryptocurrency Circle Report》
1. This year you said "sell it" 8476593 times, and the final statistical loss rate was as high as 100000%.
2. This year you secretly made up your mind 976 times to "buy the bottom if it falls", but you still insisted until December and decided to wait until next year.
3. This year you sent a total of 987654321 zks, l0, surpassing 99% of the leeks in the country. You thought your mood became stable and your personality gradually became cheerful, but in fact you were crazy.
4. The thing you persisted the longest this year: scolding the project party.
In the past, you may have scolded people because of your low quality, but everyone you scolded this year deserved it.
5. Do you remember November 2nd? It must be a special day. On this day, you came back from overtime at night and saw three broken shared bicycles in a row when you got off the subway. Finally, you were so angry that you decided to walk home. You couldn't suppress your physical fatigue and inner grievances and wanted to comfort yourself by buying a luxurious grilled cold noodles with sausage and tenderloin. As a result, you found that the grilled cold noodles boss got off work earlier than you.
6. According to incomplete statistics, you were pulled into 407 cryptocurrency group chats this year, and replied "OK, received, good, okk 111" as many as 7562 times, of which 5320 times were followed by a tilde. And set a record of rubbing inscriptions on the computer for more than 20 hours in one day, opening WeChat 36 times during the period, and finally rubbing 200 worthless inscriptions with one hand.
7. This year, you still maintained the noble single state of needing love at night but wanting to kill everyone during the day. The most exciting bed exercise you did this year was changing the four-piece set of sheets and quilts.
8. This year, you have supported various PUA project parties through part-time work. Please say thank you for your hard work.
Your keyword for 2023 is "Odyssey"
Please continue to maintain this passion in the future~