🤑🤑 ☕
It was evening, and I was staring at my laptop screen, watching the charts. Suddenly, I heard a faint "ping!" behind me. I turned around, and there it was… Bitcoin! Glowing like Christmas lights, all golden, wearing a detective’s hat and thin glasses, as if it was about to reveal the biggest financial secret in the world.
– "Well, well, well!" it said, waving its “wallet.” "You’re really sitting here all day just watching me move?"
– "Yes, Bitcoin," I replied with a slight smile. "Everyone’s waiting for you to break the next barrier. Rumor has it you’re heading for $100,000."
Bitcoin squinted at me through its glasses.
– "Wait, wait… You think I’ll get there soon too?" it said, bursting into laughter. "I’ve been pulling tricks on people for years! One moment I jump, the next I drop, and they think they can predict my moves. I’m the king of surprises!"
– "But you know, people trust you. They invest, cross their fingers, dream of new Lambos…" I winked at it knowingly.
Bitcoin nodded, winking back like a buddy at the pub.
– "Alright, I’ll let you in on a secret," it lowered its voice. "I *am* going to $100,000. But I won’t tell you when! I could get there tomorrow, maybe next year… or I might just dip for coffee along the way to stress the investors a bit!"
I burst out laughing. Of course, Bitcoin was in top form as always. It gave me an invisible "fist bump," winked, and before I could say anything else, it vanished, leaving behind a cheerful "ping!" and a mysterious promise.
From that moment on, I knew – whenever Bitcoin goes for coffee, the best thing to do is just sit back and patiently wait for its return.
Have a nice day ☕🍩