Market Analysis with a Smile (Lie) 😎🚀 #Binance SquareFamily In the face of so much sadness, a hug for everyone! 🌹

"Hodl vs Fodl": 💎🙌 vs 📄🙌

Hodl: When your hands are so diamond-like you could cut glass.

Fodl: When your hands are made of paper and dissolve with the first drop of FUD.

When the candle is so big it looks like a Shitcoin Rocket 🕯️🚀 Analysis: This candle is so green it makes the Hulk look pale. Next stop? The moon or the center of the Earth! Resistance as tough as explaining Bitcoin to your grandma👵💪 This level is harder to break than explaining to grandma why you need magic internet instead of her secret cookie recipe.

RSI is higher than a 2017 holder📈🎢

If the RSI was a person, they'd be breathing air so thin they'd need an oxygen tank. Rug Pull: When your magic carpet turns into a flying carpet 🧞‍♂️💨

One moment you're flying on your magic carpet, the next you're falling faster than the price of LUNA.

FUD: The monster under every trader's bed👹💤

FUD is like that weird noise in the night. You know it's probably nothing, but you sell everything and hide under the covers anyway. To the Moon: Survival guide for novice astronauts🌙👨‍🚀Step 1: Buy the dip. Step 2: Shout 'To the moon!' Step 3: Repeat until it works or until you run out of fiat.

Crypto Weather Forecast:

☀️ Sunny with a chance of FOMO

🌧️ Altcoin showers with a chance of dilution

🌪️ Volatility tornado, strong hodling recommended

🌈 Rainbow after the storm (for those who survived the bear market) I don't know, I'm already crazy!

(if you laughed once, it was worth it)

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