Alright, let's get this party started with some 🔥 news
- Market's a Snooze Fest: But keep your eyes on $BNB and Friend Tech. They're the life of the party!
- Binance Drama: More FUD than a horror movie. Rumors say they've got loans against $BNB.
- $BNB Hacker Loans: Another $30m liquidated on Venus. That's $90m and counting. Someone call fire department!
- Binance in Europe: Withdraw while you can! Paysafe's ghosting them, but you've got until Sep 26.
- Friend Tech's Rollercoaster: Volumes and prices dip, but the top trader's swimming in 260ETH.
- Bitcoin Whale Alert: A $3bn position built over months. Could it be Gemini?
- Open Interest & Volumes: They're back, baby! But funding's still in the red. Drama!
- L2's Big Moment: Outpacing Ethereum by 400%.
- Coinbase & Circle: Minority stake in USDC issuer.
- Coinbase's Debt Game: Raises buyback offer.
- OPNX's Fine Dining: Owes $3m to Dubai. Check, please!
- Shibarium's Comeback: $SHIB's planning a relaunch. New season, who dis?
- Bot Space Buzz: $LOOT & $PAAL up 15%. Robots taking over!
- Meme Coin Mania: $PNDC up 40% this week, mooning
- NFT Blues: Major projects are bleeding.
- OpenSea's New Fee: 0.5% after royalty payments.
- Monument Game: Sam Spratt sells $1m in NFTs.
- Azuki & NFL: Pat Mahomes in the mix. Touchdown!
- Blur's TVL: Down 50% since June. Someone hit the brakes!
- Axie Infinity Warning: Philippines police say beware. Not all games are fun and games.
- McDonald's NFTs: Free Grimace NFTs in Singapore. I'm lovin' it!
- Tech Stocks Soar: Nvidia & Tesla up 8%
- US Bond Yields: Highest since 2007. Time travel?
- US Recession Odds: Goldman says only 20%. So you're saying there's a chance?
- Bank Downgrades: S&P and Fitch playing the bad cop.
- ARM's IPO: Could be the year's biggest. Go big or go home!
- Microsoft & Activision: New deal on the table. Game on!
- Panama Canal Delays: Ships are stuck. Literally.
- Maui Fires: 850 missing, Biden arrives. It's getting hot in here.
- Trump's Georgia Drama: Turning himself in on Thursday. Grab 🍿
Stay tuned for more sizzling updates! 🎉🔥