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$LAPTOP investing in Hunter Biden's Laptop again is like giving your ex more money after she already took everything and left. She’s not coming back. Neither is biden coming back with your money!

$LAPTOP nvesting in Hunter Biden's Laptop again is like giving your ex more money after she already took everything and left. She’s not coming back. Neither is biden coming back with your money

$QQQB I’m extremely bullish on Invesco QQQ Trust Tokenized bStocks QQQB, and I believe this is exactly the kind of product that shows where global finance is heading. For decades, investors had to choose between traditional financial markets and crypto. Tokenized stocks are starting to erase that line completely. Instead of keeping everything locked inside legacy brokerage infrastructure, assets like QQQB bring exposure to one of the most recognized technology-focused investment products into an onchain environment. That is a HUGE deal. The next major wave in crypto won’t only be about new coins, memes or DeFi protocols. It will also be about bringing trillions of dollars worth of real-world financial assets onchain. Stocks. ETFs. Bonds. Commodities. Real estate. Everything becomes programmable, transferable and accessible through blockchain infrastructure. And when that shift really starts accelerating, I believe the projects and assets positioned at the intersection of traditional finance and crypto could see enormous attention. We brought money onchain with stablecoins. Now we are bringing the stock market onchain. QQQB is exactly the type of asset I’m watching closely. The tokenization era is only getting started. 🚀

Сообщается, что 12,000 кошельков потеряли $6.4M на $LAPTOP после того, как токен рухнул более чем на 95%.

Но если примерно 80% держателей потеряли деньги, реальный вопрос: кто продавал им?

Это были инсайдеры, фиксировавшие прибыль, снайперы, несколько крупных кошельков или просто все разом бросились на выход?

График подсказывает, кто пострадал. Блокчейн должен подсказать, кому заплатили. Именно это стоит расследовать. 👀

$KAS This will piss off a lot of Bitcoin maxis: Kaspa has more in common with Satoshi’s original vision than Bitcoin itself does today. Read that again.

$LAPTOP ЭТО ПРОСТО ПОТРЯСАЮЩЕ, НА ГРАНИ ФАНТАСТИКИ 🚨 Мемкоин Хантера Байдена, LAPTOP, только что ПОЛНОСТЬЮ УНИЧТОЖИЛИ. По сообщениям, токен СВАЛИЛСЯ НА 98% в течение нескольких минут после запуска. 🤯 Инвесторы, похоже, ничему не учатся

$ONDO is one of those plays people will wish they bought before the RWA narrative goes completely mainstream. Wall Street is coming onchain. Trillions in real-world assets are coming with it. And ONDO is positioned right in the middle of that shift. Most people still don’t understand how big this sector can become. When they do, it’ll already be too late to call ONDO “early.

$LUNC Investing in LUNA again is like giving your ex more money after she already took everything and left. She’s not coming back. Neither is LUNA.

$TAO I believe Bittensor is going to shock this entire market. People are still treating Bittensor like “just another AI coin.” That is exactly the mistake. To me, TAO is the BITCOIN of AI. Bitcoin became the monetary asset of crypto. I believe Bittensor can become the monetary asset of decentralized intelligence. And if AI becomes as big as everyone expects, then the market is massively underestimating what happens when crypto gets a true decentralized AI economy. This is not a 2x thesis for me. I’m talking about a world where TAO becomes one of the most important assets in crypto. 10K will sound insane until it happens. 25K will sound impossible until it happens. And if Bittensor becomes the dominant decentralized AI network, I genuinely believe 100,000 TAO is on the table. The scariest part? Most people will only understand the thesis AFTER the repricing already happened. Bitcoin was ignored. Ethereum was doubted. Every generational asset looked “too expensive” before the crowd finally understood it. AI is the biggest technological narrative of our generation. Crypto is the biggest financial experiment of our generation. Bittensor sits directly in the middle. I’m not waiting for CNBC to explain TAO to me at 20K. I want exposure BEFORE the world realizes that decentralized intelligence needs its own scarce digital asset. Bitcoin = digital gold. TAO = digital intelligence. And I believe the market has barely started pricing that in.

$ZEC I genuinely believe Zcash can go to $100,000 one day. Why? Because privacy is going to become one of the biggest demands in crypto. Bitcoin gave us decentralized, permissionless money. Zcash takes that same core idea and adds something the world is going to value more and more: financial privacy. Every transaction does not need to be public forever. Your balance, your history, your financial life should not automatically be visible to everyone. That is where Zcash becomes extremely interesting. To me, Zcash is what Bitcoin could look like with an additional privacy layer built into the vision. Scarce. Decentralized. Proven. Privacy-focused. The market is still massively underestimating how valuable privacy could become. If privacy becomes one of the dominant crypto narratives, I don't think people are remotely prepared for how high ZEC can go. $100K sounds crazy today. So did Bitcoin at $100.

$LINK has been here for MULTIPLE cycles… and somehow people still underestimate it. Every cycle, Chainlink gets more integrations, more adoption and becomes more deeply embedded into crypto infrastructure. DeFi needs data. Layer 2s need reliable infrastructure. Tokenized assets need connectivity between blockchains and the real world. And LINK sits right in the middle of that. I almost see Chainlink as the “Ethereum of crypto infrastructure” — not because it is an L2 platform itself, but because so much can be built and connected through its technology. It survived multiple bear markets, kept building, and adoption continues to expand. Old coin? Maybe. Outdated? Absolutely not. Sometimes the projects that look “boring” after multiple cycles are the ones quietly becoming impossible to replace.

$ETH UNPOPULAR OPINION: I think Ethereum could one day surpass Bitcoin. Look at how much of crypto is already being built around ETH. Entire ecosystems, Layer 2s, DeFi, stablecoins, tokenization, infrastructure — all creating more demand for Ethereum every cycle. Bitcoin already had its massive institutional rotation. Ethereum? I don't think we've seen anything close to its full rotation yet. Yes, ETH has been around for years, but relative to the size of the market it could eventually serve, Ethereum is still a baby. If crypto keeps expanding into a multi-trillion dollar global financial layer, the real question might not be whether ETH can flip BTC… It might be when the market finally starts pricing Ethereum for the ecosystem it actually powers.

$SUI feels like one of those trades people will only understand after the move already happened. This is Sui’s SECOND cycle now. The chain survived the first wave, kept building, liquidity is deeper, adoption is growing and more users are actually entering the ecosystem. That’s exactly why I keep saying it: SUI could be the SOLANA of this cycle. Solana didn’t become Solana overnight either. It needed time, infrastructure, users, apps and then suddenly the market woke up. If SUI gets that same rotation of capital, people buying after the breakout will call it “obvious.” Right now, it still isn’t.

$SOL People forget how close Solana came to being completely written off. FTX collapsed. Alameda collapsed. One of the biggest backers of the Solana ecosystem disappeared almost overnight. The market thought SOL was finished. Liquidity vanished, confidence was destroyed and everyone was calling the chain dead. But Solana survived. Not only did it survive, it came back stronger, faster and with one of the most active ecosystems in crypto. That tells you everything. The strongest chains are not the ones that never get tested. They are the ones that survive absolute chaos and still keep building. Solana already survived its extinction event. Now imagine what happens when liquidity, retail attention and speculation fully return. Some people are still waiting for confirmation. The confirmation was surviving FTX.

$DEBIT might be one of the most overlooked new launches right now. The crazy part? The chart only started in August 2026, but Teller itself is NOT some random new project that appeared overnight. Teller has been building in DeFi for YEARS, focusing on lending, on-chain credit and financial infrastructure. Now they are combining that foundation with one of the biggest narratives in crypto: AI + DeFi. Think about it. An AI-powered financial layer where users can swap, bridge, borrow, find yield and interact with DeFi simply by telling an AI agent what they want to do. And this is backed by serious names including Blockchain Capital, Franklin Templeton, Toyota Ventures and Framework Ventures. Only a fraction of the maximum DEBIT supply is currently circulating, while volume is already massive. New chart. Old infrastructure. AI narrative. DeFi narrative. Real backing. If this narrative catches fire, people might look back at these levels and realize just how EARLY this was. I’m watching DEBIT VERY closely. 👀

$ICP is one of the few projects in crypto that actually feels BUILT for the AI narrative. Most “AI coins” are just tokens attached to a story. ICP is different. AI can run closer to the blockchain itself, apps can live fully on-chain, data can be handled without relying on the usual centralized stack, and developers can build things that simply aren’t possible on most networks. That is what makes ICP one of a kind. If decentralized AI becomes one of the biggest narratives of this cycle, people may suddenly realize ICP was positioned for it YEARS before the hype arrived. Everyone chases the narrative after it pumps. I’m watching the infrastructure BEFORE the crowd does. ICP could surprise a LOT of people.

$BTC Unfortunately, I have some sad news to share...

I was recently diagnosed with Bitcoinism.

Apparently, it's a rare condition where you can't stop buying Bitcoin, checking the charts every 5 minutes, and believing Bitcoin is inevitable.

The doctors say there's no cure...

$PONS is basically the PumpFun of the Robinhood Chain. And we ALL remember what happened when PumpFun started taking off… 👀 It became one of the biggest launchpad narratives in crypto and completely changed the meme coin game. Now Robinhood has its own chain, its own ecosystem, fresh liquidity and a completely NEW narrative waiting to explode. New chain. New users. New liquidity. New opportunities. And PONS is positioning itself right in the middle of it. Most people are not even paying attention yet. That is exactly why I believe we are still VERY, VERY EARLY.

$RENDER is the Bitcoin of GPU. Bitcoin made digital scarcity valuable. Render is doing the same thing with GPU power. AI, gaming, 3D, video, metaverse, everything needs insane amounts of compute and that demand is only going UP. Instead of letting all that GPU power sit idle, Render connects it to people who actually need it and turns compute into a global market. This is why I keep saying Render is not just another AI coin. It has a REAL product, REAL demand and one of the strongest narratives in crypto. When the next GPU shortage hits and AI demand explodes again, people will understand what they ignored. Bitcoin = digital gold. Render = digital GPU power. I think this one is still massively undervalued.

$IF One day, Binance will be buying your tokens.