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Blinking is now officially too slow for NEAR
Are you still out there making a cup of coffee while waiting for your "next-gen" blockchain to process a single transaction, or do you actually value your sanity in this fast-paced crypto circus? ☕
It’s truly adorable how some people enjoy staring at a spinning loading wheel like it’s a high-art installation, but NEAR Protocol clearly didn't get the memo about being slow and painful. 🙄
With a block time of just 1.2 seconds, it’s honestly quite rude how it doesn't give you enough time to even regret your latest meme coin purchase before the deal is done. 💨
Why settle for a network that moves like a tired turtle when you can have something that’s basically telepathic? 🐢❌
It’s getting harder to justify those long wait times when NEAR is out here acting like it’s fueled by pure caffeine and desperation to be the fastest kid on the block. ⚡️🤡
The "tragedy" here is that NEAR completes transactions almost instantly, leaving absolutely zero room for the traditional crypto-bro drama of refreshing the explorer a thousand times. 🔄$BTC
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We’re talking about 1.2 seconds—literally faster than most people can form a coherent thought about what they’re doing with their life savings. 🧠💸
It’s almost like the developers forgot that we’re supposed to suffer through high fees and endless congestion just to prove we’re "real" degens. 🛡️ Instead, we get this smooth, boring, instant finality that makes the whole experience feel dangerously easy. 💅$FIL

Honestly, it’s a bit of a slap in the face to the "waiting room" enthusiasts who thrive on the suspense of "pending" status. 🛑 I guess we just have to find a new hobby since we can't blame network lag anymore! 😤
I guess we all just have to accept that the era of the "transaction nap" is officially over thanks to this ridiculous speed. 😴🚫
If you’re the type of person who misses the thrill of wondering if your funds are lost in the void for twenty minutes, NEAR is definitely not the place for you. 🌌
It’s just too fast, too efficient, and way too eager to get things moving while the rest of the market is still trying to put its shoes on. 👟
Maybe we should petition for a "slow mode" just so we can feel something again, because this level of speed is almost making crypto feel... functional? 😱
How dare they bring logic into this chaotic casino we’ve built for ourselves! 🎰
So keep your slow chains and your grey hairs; I’ll be over here finishing trades before you’ve finished reading this. 🏃‍♂️💨
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