🤣 PEOPLE GO TO HIGHLANDS TO SNAP PICS
💀 WHILE I'M TAKING SCREENSHOTS ON BINANCE
Sunday morning.
A couple sits at Highlands Coffee.
Wife orders:
☕ Freeze Green Tea
Husband orders:
☕ Drip Coffee with Condensed Milk
Everything's very peaceful...
Until the husband's phone buzzes.
📉 ALERT: $SOL drops another 5%
The husband, laughing, suddenly freezes for 5 seconds.
Wife asks:
"What's wrong, honey?"
The husband, trembling:
"Nothing, babe..."
📉 ALERT: $SOL breaks support
📉 ALERT: Whales continue selling
📉 ALERT: Account is bleeding
Wife looks at the screen and asks:
"Wait...
Are we here for coffee or attending a funeral, honey?" 🤣
⸻
5 minutes later...
☕ The coffee cup is still full.
📱 The husband checks the chart 17 times.
📱 Refreshes Binance 28 times.
📱 Thinks about catching the bottom 34 times.
But hasn't bought yet.
⸻
Wife leans on her chin looking at her husband:
"What’s your plan?"
The husband takes a deep breath:
"Rich people buy when the market is scared..."
Wife nods:
"And then?"
The husband:
"I’m waiting for the market to be even scarier..." 🤡
⸻
30 minutes later...
📉 Sol continues to drop.
The husband:
"I knew I was being clever."
📉 Sol drops even further.
The husband:
"It’s probably going to drop more..."
📉 Sol spikes up 12%.
The husband:
💀💀💀
⸻
Wife laughs:
"So did you end up buying?"
The husband finishes his Highlands cup and replies:
"Not yet..."
"But I've accumulated a lot of experience." 🤡
⸻
📌 LESSON LEARNED
☕ Cold coffee can be reheated.
📉 But missing a good buy zone means just telling the story to the grandkids.
🚀 Crypto is fun, but don’t be greedy.
#ThapTho #solana #BİNANCE #HighlandTA #Crypto
💀 WHILE I'M TAKING SCREENSHOTS ON BINANCE
Sunday morning.
A couple sits at Highlands Coffee.
Wife orders:
☕ Freeze Green Tea
Husband orders:
☕ Drip Coffee with Condensed Milk
Everything's very peaceful...
Until the husband's phone buzzes.
📉 ALERT: $SOL drops another 5%
The husband, laughing, suddenly freezes for 5 seconds.
Wife asks:
"What's wrong, honey?"
The husband, trembling:
"Nothing, babe..."
📉 ALERT: $SOL breaks support
📉 ALERT: Whales continue selling
📉 ALERT: Account is bleeding
Wife looks at the screen and asks:
"Wait...
Are we here for coffee or attending a funeral, honey?" 🤣
⸻
5 minutes later...
☕ The coffee cup is still full.
📱 The husband checks the chart 17 times.
📱 Refreshes Binance 28 times.
📱 Thinks about catching the bottom 34 times.
But hasn't bought yet.
⸻
Wife leans on her chin looking at her husband:
"What’s your plan?"
The husband takes a deep breath:
"Rich people buy when the market is scared..."
Wife nods:
"And then?"
The husband:
"I’m waiting for the market to be even scarier..." 🤡
⸻
30 minutes later...
📉 Sol continues to drop.
The husband:
"I knew I was being clever."
📉 Sol drops even further.
The husband:
"It’s probably going to drop more..."
📉 Sol spikes up 12%.
The husband:
💀💀💀
⸻
Wife laughs:
"So did you end up buying?"
The husband finishes his Highlands cup and replies:
"Not yet..."
"But I've accumulated a lot of experience." 🤡
⸻
📌 LESSON LEARNED
☕ Cold coffee can be reheated.
📉 But missing a good buy zone means just telling the story to the grandkids.
🚀 Crypto is fun, but don’t be greedy.
#ThapTho #solana #BİNANCE #HighlandTA #Crypto