💐Guru 💐

Taking a much needed break

I’ll be back soon

Yes, I’m still bullish on all recent bags I’ve shilled, especially Keeta

Send them higher when I’m gone

Thanks,

Guru

Jump out of a 34th story window June

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This is a great looking chart

So I’m going to shill it, hoping it goes higher

I really hope it does

New Solana AI play

$KAI

Really nice bottom wick on $KTA

Bunch of 7 fig sells absorbed

Right back to 70c

Looks like Diddy got ahold of all my bags

Our altcoins just need to survive:
- Iraq/Israel conflict
- Tariffs
- Mass extraction events
- Liquidity fragmentation
- BTC.D up only
- FNF cabal coins
- Lack of retail interest
- Crypto IPOs booming
- People who sell after holding for hours

Then we can have an alt season

Yo

$KTA bouncing off daily demand

Sideways price action here would be healthy ahead of more catalysts down the road

60% pullback on the most bullish coin to come out of ‘25

It’s endured a ton of FUD lately. People grave dancing on a 60% dip after a 13,000% run in 89 days are straight losers

No doubt this eventually trades higher

Donald Trump, please check Coingecko man. Look what you’re doing to us

Just like 1 little peek and maybe it’ll convince you to not go to war?

Please man

I shilled $MIXIE from .015-> 10c

I will now shill it from .05c->30c

Game on

First major $KTA pullback from the 10c → $1.70 run getting bid up hard

-60% is always a great entry, especially on liquid coins with high vol

That was likely the generational bottom before the run to $1B+ circ mcap ($2.50+)

Strap in

Bottom on $KTA soon

Then our journey to $3 begins

Yes $MIXIE is down but the jews got out of control

Ran 6x from my initial shill

Narrative still stands and will go higher

If you can build a long term thesis, short term PA is irrelevant

ETH finally has a utility runner?

Solana runner PA has trickled down to ETH

Hanukkah came early this year.

Jews want cheaper prices? Well they got it

I want to get smarter, but I make so much money being dumb

Conflicting

14M TPS achieved

Hovering steady around 10M TPS

Godspeed $KTA

Now, we J-Hook this to 100m+ FDV

If you do not understand the thesis, I recommend you start understanding it