A green candle a day keeps the doctor away.” 🟢📈
Doctor: BP kaisa hai?
Me: Sir chart green hai, BP automatic control me hai. 😌☕
One green candle and suddenly:
– Portfolio healthy 💪
– Confidence over-leveraged 🚀
– Risk management on vacation 🏖️
Market gives 1 green candle and traders be like:
“THIS IS THE BULL RUN CONFIRMED” 🤡📢
Remember:
Green candles make you happy.
Red candles make you wise.
And sideways market makes you a philosopher 🧠😂
Trade smart, laugh harder,
because market doesn’t care about your feelings 😏
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