#BREAKINGTrump

Markets are holding their breath like it’s the final episode of a Netflix thriller.Trump is literally about to unwrap America’s next “Money Printer in Chief” as a holiday present:

🎅 Good pick = markets rally

🎄 Bad pick = Santa cancels Christmas

Stocks, crypto, bonds — everyone is staring at the chimney waiting to see what comes down. The entire economy is basically in “Trump Advent Calendar Mode” right now 😂

One decision
 and he could either calm the markets or send them into full sleigh-crash mode 💀

Hold your breath, tighten your stop-loss, and prepare your gingerbread coping mechanisms.

This December might be the most volatile Christmas since
 well, every Christmas Trump was in office đŸ˜­đŸ”„

#USGovernment