🚨 Alien Tech Stolen in Silicon Valley?
A mysterious microchip — allegedly not of this Earth — has gone missing from a private R&D lab in California. According to leaked documents, the chip’s materials can’t be traced to anything on the periodic table, and it exhibits superconductivity at room temperature. Oh, and its computing density? Off the charts.
Sources claim it was quietly handed over from a black-budget DARPA project. Now it’s gone. A rogue engineer tried to jailbreak the device using a Raspberry Pi — and got arrested in LA mid-upload. His excuse? “I just wanted to see what it could do.” Classic.
Rumor has it the chip doesn’t need cooling, yet outperforms every known CPU. One chilling side effect? It reportedly scrambles Wi-Fi signals within a 10-meter radius when powered. 😳
If it’s alien… how many more are already out there — in your phone, maybe?